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I want the doctor to take your picture, so I can look at you from inside as well.
This week's song: Turning Japanese by The Vapors, because, hell, I couldn't think of another song. Next week: A Boy Named Sue! (Actually, maybe I should save that for page four... nah. I'll use Dude Looks Like a Lady).
So, a funny thing happened in Earth Science today (since no one reads the news posts anyway). We were playing Extra Credit Review Jeopardy, and the term "dike" came up. You know, like in volcanoes. B-sensei had said something about mini-dikes earlier in the class, which had me thinking. Then the other team raised their collective hand for a question they couldn't answer, and one of the kids on the other side yelled out, "I dunno... big dikes!"
Natch, I turned around, right on time, and replied, "Your mom's a big dike." :D
If you don't get it, I don't need to tell you.